deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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"Always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep Rosemary by your garden gate, plant Lavender for luck & fall in love whenever you can."

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